Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Mickey The Terrorist Mouse

Mickey: Hello children, do know what time it is?

Palestinian Children: It's Jihad Time!!!!!

Do please read this bit of stomach turning manipulation:

Hamas militants have enlisted the iconic Mickey Mouse to broadcast their message of Islamic dominion and armed resistance to their most impressionable audience — little kids.

A giant black-and-white rodent — named "Farfour," or "butterfly," but unmistakably a Mickey ripoff — does his high-pitched preaching against the U.S. and Israel on a children's show run each Friday on Al-Aqsa TV, a station run by Hamas. The militant group, sworn to Israel's destruction, shares power in the Palestinian government.

"You and I are laying the foundation for a world led by Islamists," Farfour squeaked on a recent episode of the show, which is titled, "Tomorrow's Pioneers."

"We will return the Islamic community to its former greatness, and liberate Jerusalem, God willing, liberate Iraq, God willing, and liberate all the countries of the Muslims invaded by the murderers."

Children call in to the show, many singing Hamas anthems about fighting Israel.

. . . An Israeli organization that monitors Palestinian media, Palestinian Media Watch, said the Mickey Mouse lookalike takes "every opportunity to indoctrinate young viewers with teachings of Islamic supremacy, hatred of Israel and the U.S., and support of 'resistance,' the Palestinian euphemism for terror."

. . . Yehia Moussa, a Hamas leader in the movement's Gaza Strip base, denied inciting children against Jews. "Our problem is not with the Jews. Our problem is with the (Israeli) occupation and the occupiers," Moussa said.

. . . A Gaza-based psychologist said the program proved that the culture of glorifying violence had penetrated Palestinian society.

"It's the fault of both (Israel and the Palestinians)," said Samir Zakkout, from the Gaza Community Mental Health Program. "If Palestinians had peace, children wouldn't learn violence."

Children have been traumatized by bloodshed in the course of Israeli attacks and Palestinian infighting, he said.

"There's been a collapse of values," he said. "If I can kill my enemy, I can kill my brother." . . .
Read the entire story here.

So what's next? How about a Hamas-Disney collaboration on a "Wahhabi Land" theme park? Can't you see the kid's rides:
  • Its a Small and Jew Free World After All

  • Mad Mullah's Tea Party

  • Dhimmi Island Adventures

  • Jihadi Jungle Cruise

  • Adventures of Binnie the Laden

  • Epcot Islamic World Domination Center

  • Barbary Pirates of the Mediterranian

  • Voyage of the Little Burka-Clad Mermaid

  • Tower of Terrorists

  • Snow White's Scary Martrydom Adventure

Yes, kids, you will find all this and more in Wahhabi Land. A perfect blend of wholesome family fun, homicidal mania and genocidal joy.

So much for my attempt at humorous insanity. For the real insanity, I suggest that you read Dr. Sanity's post on how depravity must be carefully taught to be effective. I think this one may in fact be the text book definition of how it is taught.

And for those of you who remember the tune, please do sing along as we say goodbye and close our broadcasting day: M - I - C . . . K - E -Y . . . T-E-R-R-O . . . .

UPDATE: No sooner had I posted this then news comes that Mickey The Terrorist Mouse is gone from the airways. There appeared some initial confusion as to what happened, but it is now known that Mickey has died a martyrs death, lured into a trap by evil and cowardly Zionists with cheese.

With Mickey now literally chasing tail (72 of them) in that unique Islamic orgiastic heaven, Hamas producers immediately huddled to find another star capable of imparting to the children those good jihadi values.

Ayman suggested Minnie the Martyrdom Mouse, but she was rejected as a one trick rodent. One show, she blows herself up in a suicide attack, then you'd have to get a new star anyway. Ali marked her down for a guest appearance during sweeps week.

Then Abdullah suggested Mohammed the Muppet. After Abdullah was beheaded for suggesting an iconic portrayal of the Prophet (Peace be upon him), additional suggestons were taken up.

Ultimately, the Hamas children's programming producers decided to push the envelope and go with an anti-hero type. And with that, ladies, gentlemen - and of course all of you budding young jihadis out there - I give you that latest Hamas children's programming star:

Bushie, the Evil Zionist Infidel Crusader Pig

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